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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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