I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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