you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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