He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wish i was in the wii world.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?