I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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