i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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