He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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