I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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