i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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