I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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