i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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