last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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