Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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