Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is Oprah even human
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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