Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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