All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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