He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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