i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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