oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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