HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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