1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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