there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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