i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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