dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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