Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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