and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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