I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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