I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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