I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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