Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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