I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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