i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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