Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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