We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I need water and some morals
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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