I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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