Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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