I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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