I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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