This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just pee around me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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