I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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