Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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