vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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