Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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