What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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