Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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