office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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