I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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