why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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