Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
How's work?
Spinning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
