I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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