Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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