So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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