He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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