Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
