My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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