I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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